Wednesday, March 9, 2011

3 Wise Men - The Big Dinner Part 1: The Prep

Edamame beans and seaweed

3kg of freshly caught tuna!

Fresh paua courtesy of Dave's mate

The ingredients for the tea-smoked duck breast...oolong Chinese tea, orange peel, brown sugar, sichuan peppercorns and star anise

Shazza making worteps for the 3 Wise Men and their helpers...getting in her 11% effort score

Perfect! Every one looks the same

Before and after

Greg manning the deep fryer

Beer-battered tarakihi for lunch...CHOOOOICE!

...And deep fried kumara chips...SOME of which Greg peeled (duh...)

Sashimi tuna

Back to prep! Chopping the seaweed

CC's obsession with microgreens....

The eye-fillets getting tied and perfectly shaped

How many Wise Men does it take to make pasta???

Chef C chopping the ox tail for the ravioli

Intense concentration from Chef Braz making ravioli....without rice!!

The big day kicked off at 10am when the 3 Wise Men descended on the Yee Manor in Good Old Lower Hutt. Braz would like to point out that he was actually up at 6.30am slaving in the kitchen making the wortep filling. Not to be outdone, Shaz was also up at the crack of dawn at the markets and traipsed through 6 supermarkets to find 5 dozen oysters for lunch.

It was clear that each Chef naturally slipped into a certain role: Chef Chicken became THE WORKHORSE, relentlessly chopping paua, peeling prawns and making pasta; Chef C became THE DIC(K)TATOR, steering the ship and scolding Braz 80% of the time; Chef Braz thought he was THE LEADER but really he was just THE GUY WHO DOES WHAT HE'S TOLD - and even then he managed to destroy two woks (more details in the upcoming 'Bloopers' post, in which Braz plays a part in about 95% of all mistakes made...). Ralph, naturally, spent his time on the couch.

Lunch was quick and simple - beer-battered tarkihi, kumara chips, sashima tuna and Shazza's worteps. Despite Ralph's troubles with making a beer batter that satisfied Braz, and Greg's refusal to peel or scrub the kumaras (eww), lunch was beeeeeautiful. 

After the lunch the prep work was back into full swing. The two biggest tasks were the pasta making (which went horribly wrong in the first Test Kitchen) and blending the paua for the paua fritters. It soon became clear why the pasta was such a disaster in the Test Kitchen when Chef Braz started measuring the flour for the pasta. According to Braz: 1 and bit cups of flour (Braz' measurement) = 2 cups of flour (the recipe requirement). He then attempted to justify his sloppy measurement skills by insisting that "Jamie Oliver doesn't measure things!!!! He just chucks ingredients in like that!!".....Yeah Braz, cos they are pre-measured for him you dork! After a more accurate measure, the pasta turned out far better than the Test Kitchen run, much to the relief of all the Chefs.

After the pasta dramas, Chef Braz and Chef Chicken then went on to melt the plastic on Braz' food processor by stuffing hunks of coarse paua down the food chute...apparently lawyers don't do instruction manuals. 

After almost 8 straight hours of prep, the tuna was cut, the ox tail mashed, the microgreens split into colours, the edamame beans shelled, the pasta made, the prawns shelled, the eye fillet sliced, the duck tea-smoked and the chefs were ready to put it all together.

Coming soon...
3 Wise Men - The Big Dinner Part 2: The Dinner 




Friday, March 4, 2011

The Test Kitchen Part Deux

Duck spices

Duck breasts

Tea-smoking the duck breasts

Wild mushrooms!

Brushing the scallops with olive oil

Fried leeks

Mmmmm scallops

The finished dish - pan-seared scallops on cauliflower puree with fried leeks 

The duck breasts

Better than your local Chinese!

Experimenting with plating...

Vanilla panacotta with mango and mint

Apologies for the delayed posting of Test Kitchen #2...but had to get it out today as...

TONIGHT IS THE BIG DINNER!!!

Test Kitchen #2 went to plan (surprisingly), we even ate on time. 

At the moment, the 3 Wise Men + Ralph have taken over the Yee's, 3 Wise Men are in the kitchen and Ralph is on the couch, recovering from a late night munch at KC cafe. Chef C returns almost unrecognizable with his flowing mane of hair. Shaz is slaving away making potstickers for lunch, no doubt working harder than Chef Braz who is getting bashed by Chef C for slicing the duck breast wrong. Chef Chicken also getting bashed for his inability to improvise. Chef C also trying to influence Chef Braz and Chef Chicken to grow their hair long and learn the guitar! Right now Chef Braz has been left in the kitchen alone....is that really a good idea???

6 HOURS TIL KICKOFF...

Monday, February 7, 2011

The Test Kitchen

Chef Chicken and Sous Chef Char

Chef Chicken extracting the oxtail meat

Lots of ingredients!

Braz managed to crack egg shell in the pasta mix

The guns were USELESS at kneading the pasta dough!

Paua mmmm

Chef Chicken doing the bulk of the prep work

The paua filling made by Chef Braz

Fun times making pasta

Pasta making took soooooo long...

...and ended up sticking together as the kitchen was so hot!

Luckily, Chef Chicken brought wonton pea as a backup plan

The oxtail and carrot filling, recipe (wrongly) provided by Chef C in Auckland

Brushing the pasta with egg

Sous Chef Vaughan taking over Braz' job

Sous Chef Char's immaculate paua ravioli on wonton pea!

Ready for boiling!

Oxtail ravioli on a bed of wilted spinach

Paua ravioli with beurre blanc

On to the main meal... Eye fillet on the hot plate!

Serving up the "Surf and Turf"

The finished product - Eye fillet and prawns with mango and avocado salsa, crispy rosemary potatoes and baby spinach and rocket salad. 

With just over a month to go before the Grand Dinner, the Chefs decided that a Test Kitchen session was in order. Top 10 things we learnt from the Test Kitchen:

1. It is essential that when Chef C sends recipes to Chef Chicken and Chef Braz, he sends the correct recipe with all the right ingredients and quantities. Otherwise, the oxtail ravioli will be as tasteless as it was that night.
2. Chef Braz really needs to concentrate harder and stop taking photos.
3. The Chefs need to keep a cleaner working space and have a prep table - the kitchen was chaos.
4. Char and Vaughan should not be left in charge of dessert.
5. Preparation needs to start earlier - we ate dinner at 10pm.
6. Wonton pea was actually nicer than homemade pasta.
7. Beurre blanc uses a shit load of butter.
8. Women need to be banned from the kitchen (except Char).
9. Micro-greens are non-existent in Wellington.
10. But most importantly, Braz now knows what a mango is, and that ravioli is not risotto.


There is now less than a month to go until the big event, and since 2 more courses have been added to the official menu by the ambitious Chefs, another Test Kitchen may be necessary...Watch this space!